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Joke of the day – Seamstress

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I tried to be a seamstress, but I wasn’t cut out for it.  
It seamstress-ful but mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

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Joke of the day – Harley Davidson

 

♬ Harley, Harley, Harley!
Buy my rice and curry!♬ 
~inspired by Dr. Bombay’s Rice & Curry

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Joke of the day – Deck of cards

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A patient bursts into a doctor’s office.
Patient:  “Doctor, I believe I’m a deck of cards!”

Doctor: “Please sit in the waiting room.  I’ll be dealing with you later.”

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Joke of the day – Bumper stickers

You’ll love these bumper stickers
if your job is crushing your soul!

 

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Joke of the day – Drifted

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“I can’t think of a shingle beach pun.”

 

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Joke of the day – But first, coffee!

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Start your Monday with cat-puccino!

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Joke of the day – Wet hair

“Does somebunny have a hare dryer?”

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