Tag Archives: funny jokes

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Joke of the day – The missing parrot

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A lady was visibly distraught one morning and explained to her neighbour that her  parrot had escaped from his cage and flown out an open window. Of all the dangers the tame bird would face outdoors alone, she seemed most concerned about what would happen if the bird started talking.

Neighbour: “Why are you so worried?  What would your parrot say?”

Lady: “Well, he mostly says, ‘Here, kitty, kitty.’ ”

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Joke of the day – Bee

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Where does a bee sit?

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On its beehind.

 

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Joke of the day -‘Meow’nuscript

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CAe$TS SH!dfOUD NknjEVER *TYPE# THEI%2R OWN MANUxe$SCRIPTS!

 

 

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Joke of the day – Spy

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Who is the most famous underwater spy?

James Pond!

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Joke of the day – Frogs

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Why are frogs so happy?

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They eat whatever bugs them.

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Joke of the day – Therapy session

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When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session.

Psychiatrist:  “I’m not aware of your problem.  So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning.

Patient:  “Of course!” In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the Earth…”

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Joke of the day – Liar

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Teacher:   “Do you know what happens to liars when they die?”

Timmy: “Yes, ma’am, they lie still.”

 

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Joke of the day -Featherweight

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Last night I dreamed that I was weightless.

 I was like, Omg.

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Joke of the day – Show and tell

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A primary one teacher gave her class a “show and tell” assignment. The assignment is to bring something to represent their religion.

Jude:   “I’m Jewish and this is the Star of David.”

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Mary:  “I’m Catholic and this is the Crucifix.”

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Tommy:  “I’m Baptist and this is a casserole.”

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Joke of the day – Sparrow & snail

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Sparrow:  “Why are you climbing the apple tree.  Don’t you know there aren’t any apples on the tree yet?”

Snail: “Yes, but there will be by the time I get up there.”

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