Tag Archives: funny one liners

6

Joke of the day – PEEr pressure

|
“Come on, get in line. Everyone’s doing it.”
www.pinterest.com

0

Joke of the day – Bottle up

|
“It’s not good to bottle things up.
Sip happens.”
http://www.pinterest.com
6

Joke of the day – Steer clear

|
“It’s just an udder day and I couldn’t car less.”

4

Joke of the day – Recline

|
“I resolve to relax more and
just accept the crazy.”
http://www.pinterest.com
4

Joke of the day – Boxing day

|
“Oh, thought you said it’s BOX-IN’ day!”
http://www.pinterest.com

8

Joke of the day – Insignificant

|
“Ivory now and then, I feel irrelephant.”