Tag Archives: funny one-liners

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Joke of the day – Ladder

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Yesterday, I fell down from a 10 meter ladder.

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Thank God I was on the second step.

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[Photos from pinterest]

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Joke of the day – Marshmallow

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I dreamt I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow.

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When I woke up, my pillow was gone.

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Joke of the day – Fowl

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Please excuse my fowl mood!

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[Pics from http://www.pinterest.com]

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Joke of the day – Lavatory

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Doctor, doctor, I think I’m a lavatory.

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Hmmm….you do look a bit flushed!

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Joke of the day – Layoff

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I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory.

All I did was take a day off.

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Joke of the day -Leash on life

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Life is short.  Let’s talk walk!

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Joke of the day – Pony

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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse.

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Joke of the day – Turkey lurky

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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?

A turkey that can pluck itself!

 

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Joke of the day -Bucket

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Doctor, doctor, I feel like a bucket.

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Hmmm…you look a little pale.

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Joke of the day – Toilet roll

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Let’s keep rollin’