Amy: “Did you find your cat?”
Cathy: “Yes, he was in the refrigerator.”
Amy: “Goodness, is he okay?”
Cathy: “He’s more than okay. He’s a cool cat!
Tag Archives: funny one-liners
Joke of the day – Hunting lesson
What did the lioness said to her cubs when she taught them to hunt?
“Don’t walk across the road until you see the zebra crossing.”
Joke of the day – Labour Day
“You May take 1 day off today.”
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Have a safe and restful Labour Day!
Joke of the day – Penny
What did the penny say to the other penny?
“We make perfect cents!”
Joke of the day – Income
Looking for income…still no outcome.
Joke of the day – Math pick up line
“Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra. Will you replace my eX without
asking Y?”
Joke of the day – Losing grip
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke!
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Joke of the day – Binary code
How easy is it to count in binary?
It’s as easy as 01 10 11.
Joke of the day – The statistician
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A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses five feet to the right. The statistician yells “We got ’em!”
Joke of the day – I’m a nobody
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I’m a nobody,
nobody is perfect,
and therefore I’m perfect!
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