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Tag Archives: funny one-liners
Joke of the day – Reality
The trouble with life is there’s no
background music.
Joke of the day – Dream job
Getting paid to sleep would be my dream job!
Joke of the day – The skunk
What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the courtroom?
Odor in the court.
Joke of the day – Two peanuts
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
Joke of the day – Tattoo design
Something you never want to hear at the tattoo parlour:
“Eagle”?….I thought you said “beagle”.
Joke of the day – HELP! …
… I’ve been framed!
Joke of the day – Gift exchange
My friend reviewed her young son’s fill-in-the-blank homework.
One line: “At Christmas, we exchange gifts with _________.”
His response: “Receipts.”
Joke of the day – Short form
Why is “abbreviation” such a long word?
Joke of the day – Wrong lane
“When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.”
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