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Tag Archives: funny one-liners
Joke of the day – Music shop
A sign at a music shop:
“Gone Chopin. Bach in a minuet.”
Joke of the day – Puppies for sale
“For sale: Nine adorable puppies from a German shepherd and a Siberian hussy.”
Joke of the day – Pizza
You want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it’s pretty cheesy.
Joke of the day – Bowling
Inside a bowling alley, “Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.”
Joke of the day – Wordplay
I use to be great at WordPlay. Once a pun a time.
Joke of the day – Magic dog
What do you call a magic dog?
A Labracadabrador
Joke of the day – Selfie
Shaye’s a big fan of selfies and here’s one of her latest selfie project called ‘Selfeet’.
Joke of the day – Stand outside
I’m going to stand outside. So if anyone asks,
I am outstanding!
Joke of the day – Emotional wedding
Just went to an emotional wedding.
Even the cake was in tiers.
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