Tag Archives: funny one-liners

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Joke of the day – Gossip

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It’s a GOsSIP corner!
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Joke of the day – Woof

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Need a new WOOF?
Call for free estiMATE.
Will work for food.
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Joke of the day – Shelf image

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β€œStay true to your shelf.”
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Joke of the day – Sargasm

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Sargasm:
When the urge to make a sarcastic reply is so overwhelming you can only roll your eyes and grunt incoherently.
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Joke of the day – Lion

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β€œI ain’t lion when
I say I love you.”
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Joke of the day – Boaring

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β€œThis treadmill is
getting me nowhere.
Time to pig out!”
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Joke of the day – Fox spot

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β€œI’m the real tail-blazer.”
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Joke of the day – PIGturesque

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PIGture perfect!
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Joke of the day- Cabinet

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Cabinet meeting in progress.
Please do not disturb!
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Joke of the day – It’s no yolk!

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β€œI’m CoEgg-19???
Are you positive?
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