Tag Archives: funny one-liners

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Joke of the day – Water

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โ€œDo water-ever you like.
Just go with the flow.โ€
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Joke of the day – Down to earth

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โ€œIโ€™m having my
โ€˜groundingโ€™ moment.
Next stop is the sofa.โ€
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Joke of the day – Lost

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โ€œIโ€™ve lost my mind and
Iโ€™m still looking for it.โ€
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Joke of the day – Melon

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โ€œThereโ€™s something
MELONcholic
about this ball.
But Iโ€™ve decided
to just roll with it.โ€
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Joke of the day – Whisk

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โ€œDonโ€™t be afraid to take whisks.โ€
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Joke of the day – Yolks

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โ€œI canโ€™t think of any good yolks.โ€
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Joke of the day – Follow your โค๏ธ

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โ€œI followed my heart and
it led me into the fridge.โ€
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Joke of the day – Money

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Money ~
Something that comes
like a tortoise and
goes like a rabbit.โ€
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Joke of the day – End game

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โ€œIโ€™m essentially at
the home stretch.โ€
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Joke of the day – Trash

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โ€œEverything you bring me
is garbage.โ€
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