Tag Archives: funny one-liners

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Joke of the day – Yoggie

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No more walking.  I’ll just do sleep-yoga!

happy sunday

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Joke of the day – Work ethic

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“You need great eth-tricks to work here.  
Don’t worry, I’ll train you.”

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Joke of the day – Bearly awake

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“A self pawtrait!
Wait, let me get my bearings!”

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Joke of the day – Ale~ment

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“Beer pressure?  It’s a heavy beerden!

It-s-Friday

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Joke of the day – Fowl play

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“We dream of a world where we can cross the road
without having our motives questioned.”
~United we hen, divided we fowl~

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Joke of the day – Slide

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Slide Show Presentation:
“Poultry in motion”

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happy sunday

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Joke of the day – LAWn

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LAWn enforcement:
“I told you to keep off the grass.
Now you’re arrested for weed possession.”

 

dog on the lawn

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happy saturday

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Joke of the day – Cookies

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“Just use the mouse to delete cHrOME cookies.”

sweet day