Tag Archives: funny one-liners

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Joke of the day – Rats assured

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“Everything’s gonna be all-rat.”
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Joke of the day – Mush batter

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“No one could love you batter.”

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Joke of the day – True blue

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“Life is better with blue friends.”

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Joke of the day – Fair play

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“justICE for all”
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Joke of the day – ‘Lassie-tude’

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“I buried the body……now what?”

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Joke of the day – Chunky

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“I’m chunky!
And that’s cos I’m swelling up
with a whole lot of gratitude.”

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cute chunky cat

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Joke of the day – Deliquescing

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“You know, it’s so hot 
I think my face is melting.”

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Joke of the day – Good SPOrT

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“The only way to show that you’re a good SPOrT is to smile.  No lion.”

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Joke of the day – You knead it!

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“Ahh…nothing like a deep tISSUE massage!”
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