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Joke of the day – dANGER

“I don’t need anger management. All I need is a sweet revenge.”

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Joke of the day – Botox

The power of botox! [Nah…just kidding]

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Joke of the day – Size matters…

No one wants a small cup of coffee.

 

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Joke of the day – Sweltering

“The temperature in Kuala Lumpur this afternoon is 37°C.”  :: ˓(ᑊᘩᑊ⁎) ::

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“I swear I asked mom for a pool and not this, my dear rubber duckies.”

cute doggie wit rubber ducky

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Joke of the day – Jubilant

Hello good people!
It’s pawty time!

 

 

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Quote of the day – NBC

“I don”t need an inspirational quote.  I need more coffee”

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Joke of the day – Tail we meet again

“Love is all you need to make ends meet.”

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Joke of the day – Make a toast

Ladies and gentlemen, I want to make a toast…

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