Tag Archives: gardening
Joke of the day – Gardening
Joke of the day – Cucumber
“Hey you, cute-cumber.
I think you’re a pretty big dill.”
Joke of the day – Gnome
A gnome is in the garden busily destroying some bushes when a house cat appears.
Cat: Β “What are you?”Β
Gnome: Β “A gnome. Β I steal food from humans, I kill their plants, I make annoying music at night to drive them crazy, and I love mischief. And what, may I ask, are you?”
Cat: Β “Errr, Iβm a gnome too!”
Joke of the day – Gardening
“I can’t find anything to say to my plants, she said while laying newspapers on the garden beds, so I’m giving them something to read instead.”
New Bloggy Cat [NBC] 