Tag Archives: gardening
Joke of the day – Gardening
Joke of the day – Cucumber
“Hey you, cute-cumber.
I think you’re a pretty big dill.”
Joke of the day – Gnome
A gnome is in the garden busily destroying some bushes when a house cat appears.
Cat: ย “What are you?”ย
Gnome: ย “A gnome. ย I steal food from humans, I kill their plants, I make annoying music at night to drive them crazy, and I love mischief. And what, may I ask, are you?”
Cat: ย “Errr, Iโm a gnome too!”
Joke of the day – Gardening
“I can’t find anything to say to my plants, she said while laying newspapers on the garden beds, so I’m giving them something to read instead.”
New Bloggy Cat [NBC] 