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Joke of the day – Losing grip
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke!
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Joke of the day – Ambivalent
Am I ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
Joke of the day – Mother tongue
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They call our language the mother tongue
because the father seldom gets to speak!
Joke of the day – Withdrawal symptoms
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Whenever I go near a bank
I get withdrawal symptoms.
Joke of the day – Yawn
Joke of the day – Teacher’s eyes
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Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed?
Because she couldn’t control her pupils.
Joke of the day – Two greatest dangers
Two kids are sitting in a high school auditorium, listening to the principal give the welcoming speech for the year.
The principal says, “The two greatest dangers that students face are ignorance and apathy.”
One of the students turns to his friend and asks, “Dude, what’s ignorance and apathy?'”
The other student, bored and restless and wanting for the speech to end says, “I don’t know and I don’t care.”
Joke of the day – Supple
Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape.
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