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Joke of the day – Botox

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The power of botox! [Nah…just kidding]

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Joke of the day – Size matters…

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No one wants a small cup of coffee.

 

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Joke of the day – Sweltering

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“The temperature in Kuala Lumpur this afternoon is 37°C.”  :: ˓(ᑊᘩᑊ⁎) ::

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“I swear I asked mom for a pool and not this, my dear rubber duckies.”

cute doggie wit rubber ducky

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Joke of the day – Jubilant

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Hello good people!
It’s pawty time!

 

 

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Joke of the day – Tail we meet again

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“Love is all you need to make ends meet.”

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Joke of the day – Make a toast

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Ladies and gentlemen, I want to make a toast…

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Joke of the day – Wombat

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“What is a wombat?”
Shaye: “A bat that vomits.“

cute baby wombat

Baby wombat [www.pinterest.com]

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Joke of the day – Muffin compares 2u

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♪ *ꈍ﹃ꈍ)ﾉ It’s been seven hours and fifteen days
Since you took your love away
I go out every night and sleep all day
Since you took your love away (ﾉ> ◇ <)ﾉ♪
♪(*´○｀)o¶~~♪Since you been gone I can do whatever I want
I can see whomever I choose
I can eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant
But muffin
I said muffin can take away these blues
‘Cause muffin compares
Muffin compares to you ( ง ´◇｀)ง♪
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Joke of the day – “Aubergenius”

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Eggplants: Plants that grow in eggs.

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