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Joke of the day – Menu

Ms Penguin:  “What’s on the menu?”

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Mr Penguin:  “ME n U”

 

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Free spirit ♪~♪ ヽ໒(⌒o⌒)७ノ ♪~♪

People laugh because I’m different,

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I laugh because they’re all the same.

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Joke of the day – Guardian

BEWARE!   

FAB CAT ON DUTY

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Joke of the day – Capricious

 

I love snow.

Actually, I hate snow!

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Joke of the day – OOOO

Two mice talking:

“Did you know that the O O O O car

is actually called Audi?” 

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Joke of the day – Soul mate

I’ve found my sole mate!

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Joke of the day – Let’s bake

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because I knead the dough.

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Quote of the day – Charles Schulz

“Life is like an ice cream cone,

you have to lick it one day at a time. ”

– Charles Schulz

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