Toddler: “What do you think the meaning of life is?”
Cat: “Well, I think it’s eating …
… and sleeping!”
Toddler: “Yup, that’s what I thought.”
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Valentine Zoo – Karl Fuchs
I’m an animal lover, I’m happy to say.
And I love them and pet them most every day.
So for you, Valentine, I thank heaven above,
Because you’re like the creatures I love,
You’re cuddly and cute as a warm, playful kitten.
With your animal nature, my love, I am smitten.
You walk like a lioness stalking the plain,
With your dangerous eyes and your beautiful mane.
It’s such a pleasure to pet you, as you sigh and you purr,
I run my hand over you, like stroking your fur.
I’m a strong Alpha wolf, with you at my side,
Sharing love, food and shelter, and feelings of pride.
These feelings of animal love we can share,
As I find different ways to show that I care.
So won’t you please be my own private zoo?
My Valentine, I love to play with you.
By Karl Fuchs
“But I do love horses. They are such an expression of joy.”
– Diane Lane
Joke of the day – Skunk
Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
Of course, they’re very scent-imental!
Quote of the day – Tomo Milicevic
“We‘re here to mop up the mess that was left behind.”
– Tomo Milicevic
Dog on a stick!
Sydelle – 01/02/16
Joke of the day – First job
My first job was working in an orange juice factory,
but I got canned – couldn’t concentrate.
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Quote of the day – Otto von Bismarck
“Laws are like sausages,
it is better not to see them being made.”
– Otto von Bismarck
Joke of the day – Light in tunnel
The light at the end of the tunnel ….
is a train!
Quote of the day – Paul Lynde
“Sandwiches are wonderful. You don’t need a spoon or a plate!”
– Paul Lynde
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