Tag Archives: humor

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Joke of the day – Baker

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Good bakers will rise to the occasion, it’s the yeast they can do.

funny dog baking

 

funny darshund baking

cat baking

[Photos from http://www.pinterest.com]

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Joke of the day – Exercise

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Exercise???

Oh! thought you said “Extra fries”

 

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‘Heeling’ quote

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“If all else fails, go to the highest heel.”

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The shoe-shaped church (www.focustaiwan.tw)

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Joke of the day – Yoga

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Yoga humour?  Well,  I dunno – that’s a stretch.

yoga panda

http://www.ohmygodfacts.com

yoga orang utan

http://www.roflzoo.com

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Joke of the day – Coke

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I tried sniffing coke once …

cute dog coke bottle

… but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose!

 

 

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Joke of the day – New Year Prayer

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Dear God,

So far this has been a great year!

I haven’t gossiped about my friends.

I haven’t lost my temper.

I haven’t been greedy, grumpy,

nasty,

cruel, or rude.

I’m very thankful.

But in a few minutes, Lord, I’m going to get out of bed,

and from then on

I’m probably going to need a lot more help to get through

the New Year.

 

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Joke of the day – Snowman

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What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party?

♪੧(❛▿❛✿)੭♪  Freeze a jolly good fellow  ♪੧(❛▿❛✿)੭♪