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Funny drawings by Shaye – 15

Me and my funny bald dad are so alike. Just look at those identical smiles! Sheepish Grin

me and dad

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Millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by
squirrels who bury nuts…..

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….and then forget where they hid them.” – Unknown

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Funny drawings by Shaye – 14

My funny bald dad in a Halloween caterpillar costume!

my caterpillar dad

Confused Caterpillar
Oops…dad looks confused!

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Joke of the day – Music career

Richard: “Do you think, Professor, that my girlfriend should take up the piano as a carreer?”

Professor: “No, I think she should put down the lid as a favour!”

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Joke of the day – Short legs

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(Photo credit: http://www.pixshark.com)

Little girl: “I’d like to buy that dog, but his legs are too short.”

Salesgirl: “Not really, all four of them touch the floor.”

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Joke of the day – Termite

What is a termite’s favourite breakfast?

termite

Oak-meal!

Funny Good Morning

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Joke of the day – Distant relative

neighbour's dog

Sam: “So, you’re distantly related to the family next door, are you?”

Frank: “Yes, their dog is our dog’s brother.”

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“Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, ‘Where have I gone wrong?’.
Then a voice says to me, ‘This is going to take more than one night.”

― Charles Schulz