Beth: “What does the Queen do when she burps?”
Susie: “She issues a royal pardon.”
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“My life has a superb cast, but I cannot figure out the plot.”
– Ashleigh Brilliant
Where do all the teachers go – Peter Dixon
Where do all the teachers go
When it’s four o’clock?
Do they live in houses
And do they wash their socks?
Do they wear pyjamas
And do they watch TV?
And do they pick their noses
The same as you and me?
Do they live with other people
Have they mums and dads?
And were they ever children
And were they ever bad?
Did they ever, never spell right
Did they ever make mistakes?
Were they punished in the corner
If they pinched the chocolate flakes?
Did they ever lose their hymn books
Did they ever leave their greens?
Did they scribble on the desk tops
Where Do All the Teachers Go?
Did they wear old dirty jeans?
I’ll follow one back home today
I’ll find out what they do
Then I’ll put it in a poem
That they can read to you.
– Peter Dixon
Joke of the day – Tarzan
Joke of the day – Bus conductor
Bus passenger: “Am I all right for the zoo?”
Bus conductor: “By the look of you I’d say yes — but I’m a bus conductor not a zoologist.”
Joke of the day – Narcissist
Fred: “How’s your new girlfriend?”
Doug: “I think we’ll be very happy.”
Fred: “What makes you think that?”
Doug: “She adores me and so do I.
Joke of the day – Venison
Dear Deer,
Why are you so dear?
Meat lover
Funny drawings by Shaye – 13
My funny bald dad looks like this if he has long hair.
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“A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.”
― Mark Twain
Joke of the day – Feet to yards
Teacher: “How many feet are there in a yard?”
Bobby: “It depends on how many people are in the yard.”
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