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Joke of the day – S CARgo

β€œWow! Look at the S CAR go!”
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Joke of day – Quack

β€œI heard he’s addicted to quack.”
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Quote of the day – Jesse Ball

β€œI’m an elephant today.
I will need to have
lots of room and
also a bowl of water
on the floor.”
– Jesse Ball
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Quote of the day – Sholem Aleichem

β€œIf somebody tells you
you have ears like a donkey,
pay no attention.
But if two people tell you,
buy yourself a saddle.”
– Sholem Aleichem
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Joke of the day – Horror

Short horror story:
β€œIt’s Monday and
I’m out of coffee.”
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Happy Halloween – Vampurr

I’m thirsty!
Should I go for the
vein-illa Vodka
or bloodweiser?
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Joke of the day- Witch

β€œI’ll bewitcha in a minute.”
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Joke of the day – Showy

Ostentatious:
An ostrich who likes to show off.
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Joke of the day – Eggscuse me!

Not today…
I’m eggzosted!
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Joke of the day – Nun

β€œI have nun to spare.”