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Joke of the day – Slime

“Wanna come over to my house after school and make slime?”
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Joke of the day – Spiky

“Looking sharp and
feeling prickin’
fan-cactus.”
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Joke of the day – Lucid

I often question my own sanity, occasionally it replies.”
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Joke of the day – I’m ohm

“Ohm sweet ohm”
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Joke of the day – Heron

I’m heron my own,
in my own little world.”
KL Bird Park, Malaysia
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Joke of the day – Bird vs sister

My 14-year old daughter, Sydelle sure has a great sense of humour
Kiwi (pet budgie ) vs Shaye
Shaye & Kiwi

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Joke of the day – Pawdon me

“No coffee
No purrsonality”
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Joke of the day – Doormat

“Kindly remove your shoes.
The puppy needs a chew toy.”
– Doormat
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Joke of the day – Pudgy

I’m fat-tabulous!
And I can’t hide it”
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Joke of the day – Cynical

“No!
I ain’t taking
the Xtra Z-nical
vaccine.”