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Joke of the day – Telltail

Tail the world, I ain’t dead!

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Joke of the day – ExtraOTTERnary

What? Did you say I’m cute?

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Yes, I know. My cuteness is really otter this world!

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Do they love you or the mask you put on everyday?
– Shimika Bowers
leaf mask

Leaf me alone.”

bread mask

Dough not remove my mask.”

BRAve mask

“I have to put on a BRAve mask.”

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Joke of the day – SnOw long

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In a one-horse open sleigh;

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 Over the fields, we go,
 
Laughing all the way; moving-clipart-music-notes-5

 

 

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Joke of the day – Frosted donut

Why did the donut visit the dentist?

To get a new filling.

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Joke of the day – OCD

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We have OCD …

Obsessive Coffee Disorder.

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[Pics from Pinterest]

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Joke of the day – Laziness

Humans call it laziness.

But we’re just highly motivated to do nothing.

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Joke of the day – Toe

 

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What did the toe say when she was
asked out on a date?

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I couldn’t go out with a heel like you!
[Pics from Pinterest]