Tag Archives: humour

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Quote of the day – Phyllis Diller

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“Maybe it’s true that life begins at fifty.
But everything else starts to wear out,
fall out, or spread out.”

― Phyllis Diller
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Joke of the day – FroZEN moment

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“Live to tell the tail“
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Joke of the day – Oh, Lord…

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“Oh, Lord,
Please keep your arm
around my shoulder and
your hand over my mouth cos
things are getting out of hand.”
Amen!
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Joke of the day – Cloud wine

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“I sip
You Sip
We sip
Sip sip hooray!
[No wine left behind]
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Joke of the day – Bummer

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“Hey, are you trying to bumfuzzle me?”
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Joke of the day – Oh, Sheep!

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“I’m a roll model and
I’m part of the so-ewe-tion
to keep it clean.”
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Joke of the day – DesPIGable

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“This is complete and utter hogwash.”
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Joke of the day – Scones

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“It’s just a game of scones.”
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Joke of the day – Yo Yoga

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“This is what yo-yoga really is.
Let’s get it om”
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Joke of the day – Mail control

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“My sister tried to apply for a job
in the post office but they wouldn’t letter.
They say it’s for mails only.”
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