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Joke of the day – I β™‘ my job

“I love my job. Β It fascinates me. Β I sit and stare at it for hours.”

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Joke of the day – Antidepressant

“Your antidepressant is in the box.”

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Joke of the day – Literary

“For goodness bake…!”

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Joke of the day – Ruff day

“Having a ruff day? Let me paw you a beer.”

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Joke of the day – Scenter

“Don’t be fooled by common scent.”

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Joke of the day – Glasses

 

“I can’t think without my glasses…..”
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Quote of the day – David Mamet

β€œWe must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.”
― David Mamet

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Joke of the day – Monday?!?!

((((((((( NO )))))))) Wake me up on Friday!

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Joke of the day – dANGER

“I don’t need anger management. All I need is a sweet revenge.”

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Joke of the day – Size matters…

No one wants a small cup of coffee.