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Joke of the day – ‘Egg’xiety

What day do eggs fear most?

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Fryday!

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[Pics from Pinterest]

 

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Joke of the day – Personal trainer

I’ve decided to quit my job as a personal trainer
because I’m not strong enough.
I’ve just handed in my too weak notice.

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Joke of the day – Missing soap

Duck 1:  “Hey, who stole the soap?”
Duck 2: “It must be the robber ducky!”

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Joke of the day – Shelf life

We recently got crushed by a pile of books,
we have only got our shelves to blame.

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Joke of the day – Call you later, gator

How do you communicate with an alligator?

 Snapchat!

 

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Joke of the day – Cats got talent!

My little PiCATsso has just finished his very first painting …

and it’s quite a PAWtrait!

 

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Joke of the day – PhD

After many years of studying at a university,

I’ve finally become a PhD (‘Pizza Hut’ Deliveryman dog).

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Joke of the day – Fish connection

How do you communicate with a fish?

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Drop it a line!

 

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Joke of the day – CoifFURe

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“Do you like my new hairstyle?”

“Hmmm… it helps to cover your face up.”

 

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