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Happiness is …

… a StRange Rover!

Err...how do you drive this SUV? (โ—”๏ธฃโ€ฟแท…โ—”)

Err…how do you drive this SUV? (โ—”๏ธฃโ€ฟแท…โ—”)

Hey look! Here's another one. (โ€โ€ฟโ€)โœŒ

Hey look! Here’s another one. (โ€โ€ฟโ€ )โœŒ

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Joke of the day – Hide and seek

Can a leopard hide anywhere?
No, he is always spotted!

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Joke of the day – Supple

funny_panda_doing_yoga

Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape.

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Joke of the day – Stop worrying

(Photo credit: www.imgbuddy.com)

(Photo credit: http://www.imgbuddy.com)

Note from an actual church bulletin:

Don’t let worry kill you.
Let the Church help.

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Joke of the day – Dog biscuits

When baking dog biscuits, be sure to use collie flour.

Laughing dog

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Joke of the day – DNA

funny_dna_nice_genes

What did the DNA say to the other DNA?

โ€œDo these genes make me look fat?โ€

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Joke of the day – Multiple personalities

Once I had multiple personalities, but now we are feeling well.

(Photo credit: www.imgbuddy.com)

(Photo credit: http://www.imgbuddy.com)

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Joke of the day – CPA

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What does CPA stand for?
Canโ€™t Pass Again.

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Joke of the day – I love soap

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I used to be addicted to soap,
but I’m clean now.

Shower time

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Will you be my Valentine? – Karl Fuchs

funny_bulldog_valentine

For months Iโ€™ve sat and held it in,
It choked inside and hurt like sin.
It made me sweat and steam and stew,
Whenever I caught sight of you.

Thank goodness Valentine’s Day has come;
If I held it longer, it would strike me dumb.
This day Iโ€™ll say it, come rain or shine…
Will you be my Valentine?

By Karl Fuchs

Valentine heart plant

Happy Valentine’s Day!