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Joke of the day – Pudgy

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โ€œIโ€™m fat-tabulous!
And I canโ€™t hide itโ€
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Joke of the day – Cynical

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โ€œNo!
I ainโ€™t taking
the Xtra Z-nical
vaccine.โ€
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Joke of the day – Rise and whine

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โ€œI donโ€™t know how long
I can keep up with this
getting out of bed nonsense.โ€
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Joke of the day – April

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โ€œHappy April Muleโ€™s Day!โ€
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Joke of the day – Houglass

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โ€œI had an hourglass figure
but the sand shifted.โ€
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Joke of the day – Monday drools

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โ€œDonโ€™t feel like a Great Dane today. Life at the moment is MunDane.โ€
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Joke of the day – Odour

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What did the judge say when a skunk ran into the courtroom?
โ€œOdour in the court! Odour!
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Joke of the day – The Dogโ€™s Prayer

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โ€œGive me this day
my daily kibbles
and forgive my messes
as I forgive those
who try to mess with me.โ€
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