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Joke of the day – Allergy

 

“I’m allergic to Mondays!”

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Oh…no! (இ﹏இ`。)…Monday again!

"Bring my coffee, right meow!" http://earthprom.com

“Bring my coffee, right meow!”
http://earthprom.com

"Did someone just say Monday?" http://aaanything.net

“Did someone just say Monday?”
http://aaanything.net

"What's this all about?" http://eaglestalent.com

“What’s this all about?”
http://eaglestalent.com

"We didn't do it!" http://deccanchronicle.com

“We didn’t do it!”
http://deccanchronicle.com

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Joke of the day – Restless

It has to be …

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(Photo credit: http://www.dumpadog.com)

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(Photo credit: http://www.chive.com)

…Monday again!

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Joke of the day – Worst job

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Toothbrush: “I hate my job!”

toilet roll

Toilet roll: “Yeah…tell me about it!”

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Joke of the day – Monday blues

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Dear Monday, I want to break up. I am seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sorry, it’s not me — it’s you!

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Joke of the day – Alarm clock

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An alarm clock is a strange device that makes people “rise and whine.”