Patient: “How long before I know I’m cured, doc?”
Psychiatrist: “The day you run out of money.”
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Joke of the day – Therapy session
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session.
Psychiatrist: “I’m not aware of your problem. So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning.
Patient: “Of course!” In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the Earth…”
Joke of the day – Beagle
Bob: I used to think I was a beagle. But the psychiatrist cured me.
Bill: How are you now?
Bob: Great! Just feel my nose.
Joke of the day – Psychiatrist
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. But the bulb must want to be changed.
There is no psychiatrist …
…in the world like a puppy licking your face.” – Ben Williams
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