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Joke of the day – Hairitage

I ain’t old.
I’m a hairloom in the making.”
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Joke of the day – GILLty fish

“Is that a gill-ty fish or somefin else?”
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Joke of the day – Cucumber

“Hey you, cute-cumber.
I think you’re a pretty big dill.”

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Joke of the day – I’m up hair!

“I’ve had it up to hair.”
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Joke of the day – Shell we?

Shell we dance?
Just eggnore him.
No time for eggsplanation.
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Joke of the day – Ice bear

“Let’s make boatiful memories together.”
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Happy Halloween

Yoda said,

“Do or do not. There is no try.”

If that’s the case,

I must say boo and scary on.”

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Joke of the day – Snapped

“Dear God, my sole is in despair!”
“I will heel you, my child. Take one baby croc step at a time.”
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Joke of the day – Goal

“I’m a goal digger.”
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Joke of the day – Owl alone

(´△`)♪
Owl by myself
Don’t wanna be
Owl by myself
Anymore
ヽ(´Д`ヽ ♪♪