Alex: “I’ve got an alligator.”
Tommy: “Where do you keep it?”
Alex: “In the bath.”
Tommy: “What do you do when you want to take a bath?”
Alex: “I blindfold it.”
Tag Archives: short jokes
Joke of the day – Penny
What did the penny say to the other penny?
“We make perfect cents!”
Joke of the day – Income
Looking for income…still no outcome.
Joke of the day – Math pick up line
“Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra. Will you replace my eX without
asking Y?”
Joke of the day – Losing grip
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke!
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Joke of the day – Binary code
How easy is it to count in binary?
It’s as easy as 01 10 11.
Joke of the day – I’m a nobody
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I’m a nobody,
nobody is perfect,
and therefore I’m perfect!
Joke of the day – Mother tongue
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They call our language the mother tongue
because the father seldom gets to speak!
Joke of the day – Withdrawal symptoms
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Whenever I go near a bank
I get withdrawal symptoms.
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