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Joke of the day – Bus conductor
Bus passenger: “Am I all right for the zoo?”
Bus conductor: “By the look of you I’d say yes — but I’m a bus conductor not a zoologist.”
Joke of the day – Narcissist
Fred: “How’s your new girlfriend?”
Doug: “I think we’ll be very happy.”
Fred: “What makes you think that?”
Doug: “She adores me and so do I.
Joke of the day – Venison
Dear Deer,
Why are you so dear?
Meat lover
Joke of the day – Feet to yards
Teacher: “How many feet are there in a yard?”
Bobby: “It depends on how many people are in the yard.”
Joke of the day – Labour Day
“You May take 1 day off today.”
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Have a safe and restful Labour Day!
Joke of the day – Plastic surgeon
“What happened to the plastic surgeon when he sat near the fire?”
“He melted.”
Joke of the day – The four seasons
Teacher: “Johnny, name the four seasons.”
Johnny: “Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.”
Joke of the day – Bicycle dog
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Mimi: “My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do?”
Bert: “Take his bike away.”
Joke of the day – Brown shoes
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Psychiatrist: “Well, what’s your problem?”
Patient: “I prefer brown shoes to black shoes.
Psychiatrist: “There’s nothing wrong with that. Lots of people prefer brown shoes to black shoes. I do myself.”
Patient: “Really? How do you like yours, fried or boiled?”
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