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Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed?
Because she couldn’t control her pupils.
Joke of the day – Teacher’s eyes
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Joke of the day – Two greatest dangers
Two kids are sitting in a high school auditorium, listening to the principal give the welcoming speech for the year.
The principal says, “The two greatest dangers that students face are ignorance and apathy.”
One of the students turns to his friend and asks, “Dude, what’s ignorance and apathy?'”
The other student, bored and restless and wanting for the speech to end says, “I don’t know and I don’t care.”
Joke of the day – Supple
Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape.
Joke of the day – Stop worrying
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Note from an actual church bulletin:
Don’t let worry kill you.
Let the Church help.
Joke of the day – Dog biscuits
Joke of the day – DNA
What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
“Do these genes make me look fat?”
Joke of the day – Multiple personalities
Once I had multiple personalities, but now we are feeling well.
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Joke of the day – CPA
What does CPA stand for?
Can’t Pass Again.
Joke of the day – I love soap
I used to be addicted to soap,
but I’m clean now.
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