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Joke of the day – Turtle disaster

“You turned my world upside down.”
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Joke of the day – The little turtle

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Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground.

The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate.

“Honey,” she chirped, “I think it’s time to tell him he’s adopted.”

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Joke of the day – The snail

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A snail entered a police station and told an officer, “I just got mugged by two turtles. They beat me up and took all my money!”

The officer replied, “Why that’s terrible. Did you get a good look at them?”

“No sir, it all happened so fast!”

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Happiness is …

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…relax and enjoy the slow ride!