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Joke of the day – Stop worrying
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Note from an actual church bulletin:
Don’t let worry kill you.
Let the Church help.
Joke of the day – Dog biscuits
Joke of the day – DNA
What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
“Do these genes make me look fat?”
Joke of the day – Multiple personalities
Once I had multiple personalities, but now we are feeling well.
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Joke of the day – CPA
What does CPA stand for?
Can’t Pass Again.
Joke of the day – I love soap
I used to be addicted to soap,
but I’m clean now.
Joke of the day – Valentine gift
Howard, 18 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day, at a very smart jeweller’s shop in Hatton Garden, London.
The jeweller inquired, ‘Would you like your girlfriend’s name engraved on it?’
Howard thought for a moment, grinned, then answered, ‘No, instead engrave ‘To my one and only love’.’
The jeweller smiled and said, ‘Yes, sir, how very romantic of you.’
Howard retorted with a glint in his eye, ‘Not exactly romantic, but very practical. This way, if we break up, I can use it again.’
Joke of the day – Reality
The trouble with life is there’s no
background music.
Joke of the day – Word recognition
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy,
it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a
wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht
teh frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll
raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we
do not raed ervey lteter by istlef but the
wrod as a wlohe.
~ Johnathan Powell
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