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Joke of the day – Despair

“Help! I’m drowning in indescribable emptiness.”
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Joke of the day – Ice bear

“Let’s make boatiful memories together.”
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Quote of the day – Isadora Duncan

“You were wild once, don’t let them tame you.”
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Elated ✧⁺⸜(●′▾‵●)⸝⁺✧

YES! YES! YES!
It’s strictly forBIDEN
Well done, America!
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Quote of the day – NBC

“We’re still waiting with our paws crossed.”
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Joke of the day – Wait

“How many votes you got there?”
“Wait! I’m still counting.”

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Quote of the day – NBC

“Don’t panic! It’s only a little cattywampus.”

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Quote of the day – V.E. Schwab

“After all,

if you run far enough,

no one can catch you.”

― V.E. Schwab

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Joke of the day – Tech support

“Hi I’m keITh from Tech Support.
I’m here to delete your cookies.”