Author Archives: Newbloggycat
Joke of the day – Car deposit
Two pigeons were flying over a posh car showroom.
Said one to the other, “Let’s put a deposit on a Ferrari.“
Joke of the day – D❍ᴥ❍rs
Quote of the day – NBC
Quote of the day – Laurie Jean Sennott
“Every flower must grow through dirt”
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Joke of the day – Monday morning
“Wake me up when you reach the office. I’ll drive the car home.”
Quote of the day – Christine Caine
Sometimes when you’re in a dark place
you think you’ve been buried,
but you’ve actually been planted.
– Christine Caine
Quote of the day – NBC
May the warm yellow light radiates over everyone today.
“Sunset at home.”
Joke of the day – Coffee break
“I’ll have a coffee and beagle, please.”
Quote of the day – Louise Smith
“You can’t reach for anything new
if your hands are still full of yesterday’s junk.”
– Louise Smith
