What day do eggs fear most?
Fryday!
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Joke of the day – Personal trainer
I’ve decided to quit my job as a personal trainer
because I’m not strong enough.
I’ve just handed in my too weak notice.
The coconut trees, lithe and graceful,
crowd the beach like a minuet of
slender elderly virgins adopting flippant poses.
– William Manchester
Joke of the day – Missing soap
Duck 1: “Hey, who stole the soap?”
Duck 2: “It must be the robber ducky!”
Wishing you blessings of love and peace…
….wherever you may be.
“Please keep my human friends and their loved ones safe. And may all homeless kitties and doggies find good homes! “
Farewell OO7 [The spy we loved]
“Teach love, generosity, good manners and
some of that will drift from the classroom
to the home and who knows,
the children will be educating the parents.”
– Roger Moore [14.10.27 – 23.05.17]
God of peace,
bring your peace to our violent world:
peace in the hearts of all men and women
and peace among the nations of the Earth.
– Pope Benedict XVI
Joke of the day – Shelf life
We recently got crushed by a pile of books,
we have only got our shelves to blame.
I think the power of persuasion
would be the greatest superpower of all time.
– Jenny Mollen
The spectacles of experience;
through them you will see clearly a second time.
– Henrik Ibsen
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