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Joke of the day – ‘Egg’xiety

What day do eggs fear most?

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Fryday!

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Joke of the day – Personal trainer

I’ve decided to quit my job as a personal trainer
because I’m not strong enough.
I’ve just handed in my too weak notice.

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The coconut trees, lithe and graceful,
crowd the beach like a minuet of
slender elderly virgins adopting flippant poses.
– William Manchester

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Joke of the day – Missing soap

Duck 1:  “Hey, who stole the soap?”
Duck 2: “It must be the robber ducky!”

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Wishing you blessings of love and peace…

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….wherever you may be.
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“Please keep my human friends and their loved ones safe.  And may all homeless kitties and doggies find  good homes! “

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Farewell OO7 [The spy we loved] 

“Teach love, generosity, good manners and
some of that will drift from the classroom
to the home and who knows,
the children will be educating the parents.”
– Roger Moore [14.10.27 – 23.05.17]

 

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God of peace,
bring your peace to our violent world:
peace in the hearts of all men and women
and peace among the nations of the Earth.
– Pope Benedict XVI

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Joke of the day – Shelf life

We recently got crushed by a pile of books,
we have only got our shelves to blame.

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I think the power of persuasion

would be the greatest superpower of all time.

– Jenny Mollen

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The spectacles of experience;
through them you will see clearly a second time.
– Henrik Ibsen

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