“Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.” – Dr. Seuss
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Quote of the day – Paulo Coelho
“The simple things are also the most extraordinary things, and only the wise can see them.” – Paulo Coelho
Sit up straight!
Don’t slouch! Give your internal organs the room to spread and operate in the optimum space they need and deserve. Your body will be able to detox effectively leaving you feeling healthy and refreshed.
Joke of the day – The twins
A pregnant woman from New York was in a car accident and fell into a deep coma. Asleep for almost 6 months, she woke up one day and saw she was no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, “Ma’am you had twins! A boy and a girl. Your brother from Maryland came in and named them.”
The woman thinks to herself, “No, not my brother… he’s an idiot!” She asks the doctor, “Well, what’s the girl’s name?”
“Denise.”
“Wow, that’s not a bad name, I like it! What’s the boy’s name?”
“Denephew.”
Quote of the day – Plato
“People are like dirt. They can either nourish you and help you grow as a person or they can stunt your growth and make you wilt and die.” – Plato
Happiness is …
…living life on the edge.
Joke of the day – The weatherman
A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day a young native went up to the director and said, “Tomorrow rain.”
The next day it rained. A week later, the native went up to the director and said, “Tomorrow storm.” The next day there was a hailstorm. “This native is incredible,” said the director. He told his secretary to hire the native to predict the weather. However, after several successful predictions, the young native didn’t show up for two weeks.
Finally the director sent for him. “I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow,” said the director, “and I’m depending on you. What will the weather be like?”
The native shrugged his shoulders. “Don’t know,” he said. “Radio is broken.”
Quote of the day – Mark Twain
“The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.” – Mark Twain
Joke of the day – The pastor and taxi driver
A pastor and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them.
“Come with me”, said St. Peter to the taxi driver.
The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an olympic size pool.
“Wow, thank you”, said the taxi driver.
Next, St. Peter led the pastor to a rugged old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set.
“Wait, I think you are a little mixed up”, said the pastor. “Shouldn’t I be the one who gets the mansion? After all I was a pastor, went to church every day, and preached God’s word.”
“Yes, that’s true. But during your sermons people slept. When the taxi driver drove, everyone prayed.”
Quote of the day – Elvis Presley
“Values are like fingerprints. Nobody’s are the same, but you leave ’em all over everything you do.” – Elvis Presley
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