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Category Archives: Good clean jokes
Joke of the day – Personal trainer
I’ve decided to quit my job as a personal trainer
because I’m not strong enough.
I’ve just handed in my too weak notice.
Joke of the day – Missing soap
Duck 1: “Hey, who stole the soap?”
Duck 2: “It must be the robber ducky!”
Joke of the day – Shelf life
We recently got crushed by a pile of books,
we have only got our shelves to blame.
Joke of the day – Feline’s Weekly
What magazine did mama cat read
when she was having afternoon tea?
Good mousekeeping!
Joke of the day – Call you later, gator
Joke of the day – Cats got talent!
My little PiCATsso has just finished his very first painting …
and it’s quite a PAWtrait!
Joke of the day – PhD
After many years of studying at a university,
I’ve finally become a PhD (‘Pizza Hut’ Deliveryman dog).
Joke of the day – Fish connection
Joke of the day – Soliloquy
Me: “Do you think it’s strange to talk to yourself?”
Me: “No, at least someone is listening.”
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