Category Archives: Good clean jokes

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Joke of the day – Layoff

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I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory.

All I did was take a day off.

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Joke of the day – Term exam

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Father:  Son, what are your results in the first term examination?

Son:  Underwater.

Father:  What do you mean, underwater?

Son:  Below ‘C’ level.

 

 

 

 

 

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Joke of the day -Leash on life

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Life is short.  Let’s talk walk!

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Joke of the day -Sandwich chat

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What did Bacon say to Tomato?

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Lettuce get together!

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Joke of the day – More than meat

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Chicken Meet Ball Soup, anyone?

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Joke of the day – Seal

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That’s the sealiest thing I’ve ever heard!

 

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Joke of the day -Fishy

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Mrs Smeelie:  “Did you wash the fish before you cooked it?”

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Mr Smeelie:  “What’s the point of washing something that’s spent all its life in water?”

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Joke of the day – Puppy love

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Girl:  Honey, how could I ever leave you?

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Boy:  By car,

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bus,

train,

or plane.

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Joke of the day – Pony

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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse.