Category Archives: Good clean jokes

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Joke of the day – In God We Trust

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in god we trust sign

A man wants to seek legal advice. Before he seek advice, he went to a bar for a drink.

At the bar he saw the sign at the cash register, “In God We Trust, Cash Only.”

He then went to a second bar and saw a similar sign on the wall that says, “In God We Trust, All Others Pay In Cash.”

He proceeded to the first law firm to seek advice. As he entered he saw a religious symbol.

When he went to the second law firm, he saw a large deity.

He then proceed to a third law firm but to his surprise, he did not see any religious symbols. So, out of curiosity, he asked the lawyer, “Why didn’t you put any religious symbols as other law firms do?”

The solicitor replied, “In God we trust. We do not cheat.”

– JM aka Funny Bald Dad

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Joke of the day – The four seasons

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salt and pepper shaker

Teacher: “Johnny, name the four seasons.”

Johnny: “Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.”

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Joke of the day – Bicycle dog

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(Photo credit: www.barkpost.com)

(Photo credit: http://www.barkpost.com)

Mimi: “My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do?”

Bert: “Take his bike away.”

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Joke of the day – Brown shoes

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Psychiatrist: “Well, what’s your problem?”

Patient: “I prefer brown shoes to black shoes.

Psychiatrist: “There’s nothing wrong with that. Lots of people prefer brown shoes to black shoes. I do myself.”

Patient: “Really? How do you like yours, fried or boiled?”

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Joke of the day – Pet alligator

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cute alligator clipart

Alex: “I’ve got an alligator.”

Tommy: “Where do you keep it?”

Alex: “In the bath.”

Tommy: “What do you do when you want to take a bath?”

Alex: “I blindfold it.”

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Joke of the day – Penny

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two cents

What did the penny say to the other penny?

“We make perfect cents!”

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Joke of the day – Math pick up line

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math_algebra

“Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra. Will you replace my eX without
asking Y?”

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Joke of the day – Losing grip

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I used to have a handle on life, but it broke!

(Photo credit: www.jokeroo.com)

(Photo credit: http://www.jokeroo.com)

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Joke of the day – Binary code

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computer_genius_binary_code

How easy is it to count in binary?

It’s as easy as 01 10 11.