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Joke of the day – Despair

β€œHelp! I’m drowning in indescribable emptiness.”
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Joke of the day – Ice bear

β€œLet’s make boatiful memories together.”
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Elated ✧⁺⸜(●′▾‡●)⸝⁺✧

YES! YES! YES!
It’s strictly forBIDEN
Well done, America!
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Quote of the day – NBC

β€œWe’re still waiting with our paws crossed.”
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Joke of the day – Wait

“How many votes you got there?”
“Wait! I’m still counting.”

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Quote of the day – NBC

“Don’t panic! It’s only a little cattywampus.”

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Joke of the day – Tech support

“Hi I’m keITh from Tech Support.
I’m here to delete your cookies.”
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Happy Halloween

Yoda said,

“Do or do not. There is no try.”

If that’s the case,

I must say boo and scary on.”

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Joke of the day – Uplift

“We’re here to lift your spirit”
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Joke of the day – Snapped

“Dear God, my sole is in despair!”
“I will heel you, my child. Take one baby croc step at a time.”