2

Happiness is …

motionless solitude!

2

Joke of the day – Goal

“I’m a goal digger.”
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Quote of the day – NBC

“Sunday is a day of rest.
And the rest of all the other stuff can wait.”
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Joke of the day – ‘Howldy’

Beware! I’m a big bad woof!
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Joke of the day – Lap nap

“Dad left his lap at home so I can take my naps.”
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Joke of the day – Tell tail sign

“I’m trying my best to stay calm, Mom.
But my tail is betraying me.”
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Joke of the day – Cash cow

“How dairy you milk me dry! Bring me the cowculator. I need to cowculate how much you owe me. And in future, please call me Sir Loin.”
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Joke of the day – Cycling

“I ain’t sure if I’m a cycologist or a cycopath.
But I’m a chimpion for sure.
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Joke of the day – Elk

Deer beer,
If I drink everyday,
will I become an elkoholic?
Cheers,
Reinbeer

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Joke of the day – Caterpillar

caterpillar :
cat sitting on a pillar