2

Joke of the day – Handle with hair

“Be hairy afraid. Hair comes trouble.”
2

Joke of the day – Zen day

“I’m having a ZZZZZen moment”
8

Joke of the day – Insignificant

Ivory now and then, I feel irrelephant.”
4

Joke of the day – Martini

“One meowtini please. I’m in quarantini.”
2

Joke of the day – Watts up?

“Bee positive no matter watt.”

12

Remembering my beautiful boy, Monster

“Heaven is the place
where all the dogs
you have ever loved
run to greet you.”

2

Quote of the day – NBC

“I’m working from home, nine to wine.”

4

Joke of the day – MisHOP

“There’s HARE in my sandwich. I want a reBUNd.”
6

Joke of the day – Third eye

“I’ve opened my third eye. I can see the truth now.”