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Joke of the day – I’m up hair!

“I’ve had it up to hair.”
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Quote of the day – NBC

ā€œBe still.
Find thy self
in the inner net.ā€
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Quote of the day – NBC

ā€œLife is fragile.
Handle with care.ā€
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Joke of the day – Shell we?

Shell we dance?
Just eggnore him.
No time for eggsplanation.
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Joke of the day – Beagle

Bob: ā€œI used to think I was a beagle. But the psychiatrist cured me.ā€
Jim: ā€œSo…how are you now?ā€
Bob: ā€œI’m good. Just feel my nose.ā€
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Joke of the day – Space

ā€œDon’t mind me.
I just need more space.ā€
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Quote of the day – NBC

ā€œKeep going.
You’ll get there
eventually.ā€
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Joke of the day – Film

Doctor, doctor, I’ve just swallowed a roll of film.
Don’t worry, nothing serious will develop.
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Happy 8th Blog Anniversary!

NBC is 8 today!
So, here I present to you, 8 practical life lessons from NBC.
May we live an ameowzing, happy and furfilling life.
Lesson # 1 : Be confident! Don’t be afraid to ask for food when you’re hungry.
Lesson # 2: Don’t be a people-pleaser. Let your human please you instead.
Lesson # 3: You don’t need expensive toys. The toilet roll is the purrfect toy. It’s cheap and easy to replace.
Lesson # 4: Be well groomed. Looks do matter. It’s not entirely true that beauty is on the inside unless you are a caterpillar. No one wants to look like this in the morning.
Lesson # 5: Learn to slow down. Relax and enjoy yourself a little more.
Lesson # 6: De-tox your mind before you go to sleep. Get rid of all negative thoughts, the odds and ends you pick-up during the day.
Lesson # 7: Embrace peacefulness. Reflect on your most peaceful experiences in life. And drift away into a sound, undisturbed nap.
Lesson # 8: Stretching is good for you. It increases your flexibility, improves your posture and reduce stress and body aches.
Stay safe & happy, people!
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Quote of the day – NBC

ā€œBelieve in YOURSELFie.ā€
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