Egg: βWhatβs wrong, Aubergine?β
Eggplant: βI donβt know who I am anymore.β
Joke of the day – Aubergine
Category Archives: NBC’s thoughts
Joke of the day – Monkey biz
βThis online monkey business is stressing me out.β
Quote of the day – NBC
Sometimes,
you just need a break,
alone,
in a beautiful place
to figure things out.”
Quote of the day – NBC
βYou know…the childhood toys you used to carry with you 24/7.β
Quote of the day – NBC
“I’m your happy.”
Joke of the day – Hairitage
Joke of the day – GILLty fish
βIs that a gill-ty fish or somefin else?β
Joke of the day – Cucumber
“Hey you, cute-cumber.
I think you’re a pretty big dill.”
Joke of the day – Retired
Happy Thanksgiving α(- β‘ -α)
βNow is no time to think of what you do not have.
Think of what you can do with that there isβ
βΒ Ernest Hemingway
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