Joke of the day – Car deposit
Two pigeons were flying over a posh car showroom. Β
Said one to the other, “Let’s put a deposit on a Ferrari.“

Joke of the day – Dβα΄₯βrs
Quote of the day – NBC
Quote of the day – Laurie Jean Sennott
βEvery flower must grow through dirtβ
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Joke of the day – Monday morning
“Wake me up when you reach the office. Β I’ll drive the car home.”


Quote of the day – Christine Caine
Sometimes when you’re in a dark place
you think you’ve been buried,
but you’ve actually been planted.
– Christine Caine

Quote of the day – NBC
May the warm yellow light radiates over everyone today.

“Sunset at home.”

Joke of the day – Coffee break
βIβll have a coffee and beagle, please.β



Quote of the day – Louise Smith
βYou can’t reach for anything new
if your hands are still full of yesterday’s junk.β
– Louise Smith













