Duckling: “What happened to you?”
Rubber ducky: “I got plastic surgery done.”
Joke of the day – Filing cabinet
A useful container where things can be lost alphabetically!
“The only difference between the optimist and the pessimist is that
the optimist is a happy fool and
the pessimist is a sad one.”
– Georges Bernanos
Joke of the day – Egg roll
“Listen to your broccoli and it will tell you how to eat it.”
― Anne Lamott
Joke of the day – Gibberish
Doctor, doctor, my mom keeps putting me in the dustbin.
Don’t talk rubbish!
Joke of the day – Just brew it!
“Life is brief but love is LONG .”
– Alfred Lord Tennyson
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Happiness is …
…breakfast in bed!
Joke of the day – Scowling
What do you get when you cross an angry sheep …
and a moody cow?
An animal in a baaaaaaad moooooood!
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